so my boyfriend take me 3oo miles away for a romantic night. on the way he stops at an adult store, bought me a vibrator, then we headed to the hotel where he proceeded to make sure i "got off" before we had sex.. then after great sex and a night of cuddling, he takes me to disney the next day... winn??

(208): so my boyfriend take me 3oo miles away for a romantic night. on the way he stops at an adult store, bought me a vibrator, then we headed to the hotel where he proceeded to make sure i "got off" before we had sex.. then after great sex and a night of cuddling, he takes me to disney the next day... winn??

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58875 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fake as shit

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58887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

u dont know that #1 stop being a jackass

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58913 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuck this win garbage. enough!

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58914 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'm sick of seeing "win".

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58915 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That is my kind of guy awww, but we wouldn't need the porno, I wouldn't want him to look at another woman, only me, plus he is all I need to look too. Plus porno isn't the real deal.

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:) (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'm guessing you're not watching the right stuff then

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58919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#5, they never mentioned this porno you speak of...

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58928 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Thanks #6, I really got that wrong, wow, this guy is even better yet, awesome!

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58943 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is stupid

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58962 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I have a few problems with this... 1) win? is getting really fucking old and i only really see it here so i think that 90% of those are made up by people to specifically put on here 2) if u are really asking if this is a win.. ur a spoiled little bitch who needs to be slapped out of this fantasy world u live in 3) as soon as this guy gets laid he wouldnt take u to disney land.. he's already closed the deal, thts like selling ur house for 500000 and then once they sign say actually if u want i'll give it to u for 400000..dumb

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58963 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

and.. who the fuck texts this to somebody this is like a story u tell not a text

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58966 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

You shouldn't even have to ask if this is a win. I agree. Fake.

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59038 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is porn to me, i think i just creamed

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59052 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Check out My Life Is Fly

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59079 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

aw come on @9 ;D

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59110 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

stop asking 'win?'. it's fucking lame. it's even lamer when you can't spell win.

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59132 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WIN = LOSE, DUMB MOTHER FUCKER. any "win" from here on out will result immediate castration and murder of both offending parties.

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59134 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow you made your point known number 16, OUCH!

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59163 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fake. Im sure thats not how it went down.

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59181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

when?

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59211 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is the longest text ive ever seen

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59256 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is not fake. There are some boyfriends who are actually this sweet. Unlike all yall assholes saying this has to be fake.

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59260 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is terrible. she HAD to use a vibrator, and he knew she would have to use on.

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59331 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#21 obviously a closeted homo.

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59522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Agreed # 23.

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59710 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I CONCURR :3

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60016 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

9, she said he took her to disney AFTER they had sex! i think its sweet.. the "win" thing IS getting old though

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60257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wtf seriously. can't you just enjoy the site for what it's worth? its to make people laugh at others misfortunes, or in this person's case a gain. If he took her to Disney afterward there is a chance maybe he buttered her up so he could spend a shitload of money and not get yelled at. So either way it is funny they have a hot night, then go to Disney.

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