(713): I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight. (512): babe, don't say it like that! (713): I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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58041 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Now it's sexy *AND* classy!




58073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I love doing it there, I feel it best in that position, awww.




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58099 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

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91398 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

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58109 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

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josiee (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

No this is not g rated! Idiot, have you seen some of the texts on here? And its funny, so if you are gonna come on here and say stuff like that you might as well not even come on here. Good day (:




58112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

It's a website called My Drunk Text. Explain where you get the G rating?




58118 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 4 years ago

well if you've had sex more than 3 times in your life you would probably change your mind on that. furthermore the target audience for this sight is 18+. it is about drinking afterall...




58123 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Thanks ^!




58143 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 4 years ago

sex is not overrated




58164 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard




58177 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

awww




58199 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#9 go fuck your self




58204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I love this position! Most woman do, done right that is.




58252 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

^ Yes, yes we do




58265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

;D @17




58281 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

let all sides be heard




58283 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

rofl #13. tenacious d ftw!




58285 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#9 shut the fuck up...! this obviously isnt a g rated sight and you know it... faggle




58291 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

boooo numba 9.




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aaaaaa....




58300 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

At least they talk about what they plan to do together.




58304 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#9 Here. okay, I am new to this site, I now have a feel for it, so give me a break, alright?




58320 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

ha ilove this text




58323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

how the hell do you fuck on the side of the bed??




58325 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure #9 is a fat virgin gone christian as an excuse to be a virgin. Loser.




58335 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#13 i love it! Tenacious D, fucking love that song




58339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

agreed # 9 go swallow a sword




58405 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

This is so cute and funny in a rather dirty way. Hahah.




58434 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

@27 to answer your question, the guy pulls the girl right up to him or she sckoots to the edge of the bed. i put my legs against his chest and abdomen, my legs are flat, i haven't done it in a while so i am telling you from past experience.




58437 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I just got done fuckin some random girl on the side of my bed... Double D tits, tight little ass, drop dead gorgeous cunt, fully shaved minus a triangle on top, and I shot my load in her mouth...... How's that for G rated.. #9 suck a fuck




58454 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#9 said she was sorry, try to give her a break, okay? Sounds like you had a hot night!^




58455 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

@33 why a random girl, how did you meet her?




58537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

u miss the point @35, random or not, he poked fun @ 9, hahaha!




58549 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#35, well i was just wondering how many random girls look like that?




58553 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

@33 are you happy, you made your point? I already mentioned I was new to the site, but honestly it would of been more accurate to have named it " Drunk text & Porno Messages", just suprised me with all the sex they try to push on here. I am not complaining any longer, so you can find something else to brag about now, instead of coming at me. Glad to hear you know how to pick up random chicks with a full package, hahaha!




58556 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Hahahaha!!!!!!




58557 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

Soap Operas pale in comparison to the drama you find here, LOL ;D




58581 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Wasn't this a text about fuckin on the side of the bed? Look how far we have evolved? LOL ;P




58589 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Funnyest thing ever!!




58610 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Hahaha @ 42 hahaha!!!




58611 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

lol haha




58616 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

lol hahahah




58637 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

hahahah these comments are greattttt. i wanna have sex nowwwwww




58646 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

i'll join u 46!




58695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#34...i'm sorry, but if a person doesn't get that this isn't a G rated sight, they've had too much cum shot into their eye..Look at all the pictures and ads... What do they all have on them... I don't buy that excuse.. I met that girl at a bar and I'm very proud of myself. By the way, why does this sound like more of a chat room?? I'm going to find the Taco Bell guy... I'm hungry




58704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#9 sex is only overrated if you've had bad lays




58717 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

Hahahaha #48 Taco Bell!




58827 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

all i gotta say is that #9 is a fuckass. this site is all about drunk texts and most of the time when you're drunk you fuck. simple as that. so if you don't like it, just go masturbate & maybe you will.




58905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

When you're drunk you fuck, so do you fuck when you are sober too? And why is it you fuck when you are drunk, does it heighten the moment or just loosen inabitions or both? Explain more number 51, please help me out. I am a female and want to understand how this works, okay, how about it, thanks ;)




59117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

ROTFL




59136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

yeah 52 you do fuck when you're sober. in my personal opinion i think it's more exciting when you fuck when you're drunk. that's just me. it also does loosen you up and heightens the moment as well. so since you understand now, let's stop with the smart ass comments, okay?




59153 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

okay thanks, but I was serious, thanks anyways:(




59169 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

She's probably like 15 and goes to a Catholic school, give the kid a break.




59171 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

thanks #56




59185 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

kso, i have a question.. how the hell do yu fuck on the side of the bed?




59195 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Omg #9 settle down.




59209 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

#58 I already gave that answer look at comment 32: "@27 to answer your question, the guy pulls the girl right up to him or she sckoots to the edge of the bed. i put my legs against his chest and abdomen, my legs are flat, i haven't done it in a while so i am telling you from past experience." Does this help?




59396 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

ROTLMFAO!




60808 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

i wanna know what 9 was doing on this site anyway he obviously is a prude that doesn't seem like he would have to much fun in life so he either came here by accident and decided he would start preaching or he wanted to see what life could be like when you actually do what you want to do and have fun




leo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

or maby just a vergin


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