(sent): DUDE! MY MOM GOT TAKEN BY ALIENS! (rec'd): lol wtf? (sent): don't LOL. its 3am and shes not home. this has NEVER happened! (rec'd): its cool i just got a txt from them saying she'll be home tmro. (sent): UR A F*CKIN LIAR! they cant speak english dumbass! (rec'd): iPhone translation. there's an app for that.

(303): (sent): DUDE! MY MOM GOT TAKEN BY ALIENS! (rec'd): lol wtf? (sent): don't LOL. its 3am and shes not home. this has NEVER happened! (rec'd): its cool i just got a txt from them saying she'll be home tmro. (sent): UR A F*CKIN LIAR! they cant speak english dumbass! (rec'd): iPhone translation. there's an app for that.

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Comments: 34

1507 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol so wait was the friend fucking the mom!? lol

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1513 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this is epic!!

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1542 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

theres a drink called "sweet tight pussy" and it doesn't taste like alcohol at all....i blame this whole thing on sweet tight pussy. and p.s. my mom was at his house....awkward! *~*sweet tight pussy*~* 1ounce - melon liqueur. 1 ounce - peach schnapps. 2 ounces - pineapple juice 1 ounce - 7up have fun. don't text.

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1652 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LOL!

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2392 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

EPIC!!

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2393 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

EPIC!!

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2869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

so...sounds like this one was epic?

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2923 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha thats just great! XD

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2943 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha wow...

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3092 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude.. I've had a conversation like that..

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3142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol

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3646 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omg thats hillarious

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3706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Go the iPhone!

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5020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahh - wafflefry

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5440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#14- i dont get it...

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6985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that is great. lol

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7925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfaoooo im still laughing and ive read this like a billion times :P

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7967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmao

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8463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I JUST WANNA KNOW IF THE FRIEND ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM HI-LARIOUS

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12715 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

they should make this a commercial for the iphone

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13612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

bahahaha wowwwwwwwwww. and i agree with #20

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14843 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol :)

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14858 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol nice

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15748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Love it!

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26261 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahahha this is great.favv mdt

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28247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i agree with #20 :P

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28488 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha. never had a laughterflash like that. haha. can't stop laughing. i read this 5 minutes ago.

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31854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

This is great! haha Ask for sex with an alligator shot next time, guarantee your mom will go MIA again!

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33359 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 10 months ago

I agree with 20...... This so so funny.... I started laughing in the middle of my college hallway..... now people are looking at me weird..... :P

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55919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

so im in class, suppose to be reading silently, and just read this, burst out in laughter, my teacher kicked me out, damn im still laughing hahaha its great.

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