(303): (sent): DUDE! MY MOM GOT TAKEN BY ALIENS! (rec'd): lol wtf? (sent): don't LOL. its 3am and shes not home. this has NEVER happened! (rec'd): its cool i just got a txt from them saying she'll be home tmro. (sent): UR A F*CKIN LIAR! they cant speak english dumbass! (rec'd): iPhone translation. there's an app for that.

Comments: 34


1507 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol so wait was the friend fucking the mom!? lol




1513 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this is epic!!




1542 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

theres a drink called "sweet tight pussy" and it doesn't taste like alcohol at all....i blame this whole thing on sweet tight pussy. and p.s. my mom was at his house....awkward! *~*sweet tight pussy*~* 1ounce - melon liqueur. 1 ounce - peach schnapps. 2 ounces - pineapple juice 1 ounce - 7up have fun. don't text.




1652 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LOL!




2392 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

EPIC!!




2393 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

EPIC!!




2869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

so...sounds like this one was epic?




2923 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha thats just great! XD




2943 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha wow...




3092 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude.. I've had a conversation like that..




3142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol




3646 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omg thats hillarious




3706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Go the iPhone!




5020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahh - wafflefry




5440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#14- i dont get it...




6985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that is great. lol




7925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfaoooo im still laughing and ive read this like a billion times :P




7967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmao




8463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I JUST WANNA KNOW IF THE FRIEND ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM HI-LARIOUS




12715 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

they should make this a commercial for the iphone




13612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

bahahaha wowwwwwwwwww. and i agree with #20




14843 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol :)




14858 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol nice




15748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Love it!




26261 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahahha this is great.favv mdt




28247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i agree with #20 :P




28488 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha. never had a laughterflash like that. haha. can't stop laughing. i read this 5 minutes ago.




31854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

This is great! haha Ask for sex with an alligator shot next time, guarantee your mom will go MIA again!




33359 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 10 months ago

I agree with 20...... This so so funny.... I started laughing in the middle of my college hallway..... now people are looking at me weird..... :P




55919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

so im in class, suppose to be reading silently, and just read this, burst out in laughter, my teacher kicked me out, damn im still laughing hahaha its great.




60910 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

that guys a great friend




63161 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

This is hilariousss!




72417 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 5 months ago

haha dis totaly made my day[:




WHOAimawesome (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Hahahaha i love this one!!! this is soooo something my friends and i would do! I kinda wanna see if the app exists now....


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