(sent): DUDE! MY MOM GOT TAKEN BY ALIENS! (rec'd): lol wtf? (sent): don't LOL. its 3am and shes not home. this has NEVER happened! (rec'd): its cool i just got a txt from them saying she'll be home tmro. (sent): UR A F*CKIN LIAR! they cant speak english dumbass! (rec'd): iPhone translation. there's an app for that.

(303): (sent): DUDE! MY MOM GOT TAKEN BY ALIENS! (rec'd): lol wtf? (sent): don't LOL. its 3am and shes not home. this has NEVER happened! (rec'd): its cool i just got a txt from them saying she'll be home tmro. (sent): UR A F*CKIN LIAR! they cant speak english dumbass! (rec'd): iPhone translation. there's an app for that.

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Comments: 35

1507 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol so wait was the friend fucking the mom!? lol

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1513 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

this is epic!!

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1542 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

theres a drink called "sweet tight pussy" and it doesn't taste like alcohol at all....i blame this whole thing on sweet tight pussy. and p.s. my mom was at his house....awkward! *~*sweet tight pussy*~* 1ounce - melon liqueur. 1 ounce - peach schnapps. 2 ounces - pineapple juice 1 ounce - 7up have fun. don't text.

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1652 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOL!

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2392 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

EPIC!!

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2393 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

EPIC!!

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2869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

so...sounds like this one was epic?

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2923 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha thats just great! XD

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2943 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha wow...

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3092 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dude.. I've had a conversation like that..

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3142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol

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3646 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg thats hillarious

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3706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Go the iPhone!

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5020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahh - wafflefry

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5440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#14- i dont get it...

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6985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that is great. lol

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7925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfaoooo im still laughing and ive read this like a billion times :P

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7967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao

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8463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I JUST WANNA KNOW IF THE FRIEND ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM HI-LARIOUS

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12715 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 2 years ago

they should make this a commercial for the iphone

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13612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bahahaha wowwwwwwwwww. and i agree with #20

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14843 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol :)

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14858 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol nice

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15748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Love it!

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26261 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahha this is great.favv mdt

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28247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i agree with #20 :P

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28488 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha. never had a laughterflash like that. haha. can't stop laughing. i read this 5 minutes ago.

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31854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is great! haha Ask for sex with an alligator shot next time, guarantee your mom will go MIA again!

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33359 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I agree with 20...... This so so funny.... I started laughing in the middle of my college hallway..... now people are looking at me weird..... :P

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55919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

so im in class, suppose to be reading silently, and just read this, burst out in laughter, my teacher kicked me out, damn im still laughing hahaha its great.

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