(585): I would call her but I'm not in the mood to tell a bunch of lies and things she wants to hear just to get in her pants

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55932 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you are amazing lol. so funny




55972 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

amen!




55978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Prick.




55995 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

@ #3: what would you rather? he lies to get some action?




56994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG!!! exactly my predicament right now!!! wtf do i do?!?!!?




57528 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is horrible im sorry but this is shallow as fuck




57634 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hmm give her tequila shell put out tequila loves everyone




57700 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Honesty-FTW.




61050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

maah nigga


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