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(314):
You kept yelling "I am the king of the gnome people" and you told the girl you like down the hall that you had seventeen elves and a piece of wheat bread in your right cargo pocket and if she played her cards right she might get to see them.
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Now that's funny
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76490 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Now that's funny