please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now

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53366 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i feel like i know who this is about....

53440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

We've all been there, sister (or bro? I'm not sure). Guys whipping out their dick for no reason....

53744 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

He probably did it out of frustration as he couldn't understand what the fuck you were saying because of your punctuation

53955 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

funny, there are more grammatical errors in your comment than there are in the text

57737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Forget the punctuation, the sheer word order and enforcing repetition of "his dick is out" is HILARIOUS.

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