I think i'm pregnant (803): I think you have the wrong number

(843): I think i'm pregnant (803): I think you have the wrong number

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1214 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

"Dad?!?!?"

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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

CFbjdt Major thankies for the post.Really thank you! Awesome.

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1450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

perfect answer in this situation =p

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1788 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha Burn

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2277 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Jesus that's embarrassing! ha ha ha

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2541 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao. wow

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5749 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Gotta use that, "hey I'm pregnant"-"I'm sorry, do I know you?" rofl.

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28757 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahha! great answer

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