(919): Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?

Comments: 17


51997 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I guess you never played Mario Kart!




52005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I second that. And I'm a girl. Mario Kart fucking rules.




52021 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Yeah seriously. Battle mode tops blowjobs every day of the week




52025 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Sure you can turn down a blowjay for Mariokart. But it takes slaying Nazi Zombies in COD to turn down sex. I fucking hate nazi zombies.




52032 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah, u gotta catch me before i start mariokart, otherwise its hopeless till after the 200 cc at least.




52125 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Haha, my boyfriend wanted to fuck this mornin before he went off to class, and he got mad because i just wanted to play left for dead 2. lol




52142 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

Bitch its called road head!




52168 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

What a dumb cunt. Bros need their Mario Kart.




52210 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Suck him off while he plays!




52215 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Maybe if you didn't suck at giving blow jobs, he wouldn't wanna play in the car with the italian plumber and his friends...




52341 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Left4dead 2 FTW!! Anyday mariocart over a BJ!




52343 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i hear yea my fiance picked DiRT 2 over a blowjob!




52440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

mario kart owns




52488 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

blow him while he plays




52554 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i second # 10




52579 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

agreed with #14, in my experience with mariokart and gettin dome, you can do both simultaneously...




5T3V3 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i'd way sooner take the blowjob over ANY game EVER....so if you've got one going spare lol


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