(631): So I was goin down on her and all of a sudden she was making faces like a retard on a trampoline and shaking so I thought I was doing a good job and kept going. Turns out she was having a seizure.
oh wow! i wouldn't know what to do. that is fucked up!
#3 - Nov 19, 2009 10:19 PM by anonymous
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goos thing she wasn't going down on yu when she had the seizure... that'd suck
#4 - Nov 20, 2009 02:39 AM by anonymous
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Well, it would suck, for a while. Then it would BITE.
#5 - Nov 20, 2009 03:04 AM by anonymous
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this was already posted but the opposite. thought she was having a seizure but it was just really good.
#10 - Nov 20, 2009 02:20 PM by anonymous
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To bad you weren't having sex, you could have had one hell of a ride.
#17 - Nov 23, 2009 12:56 PM by anonymous
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it wasn't fake, Awkward yes but fake no. We didn't have sex after that lol.
#18 - Nov 28, 2009 04:16 PM by anonymous
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a retard on a trampoline. i don't know if its just cuz im baked like an apple pie but that is a fuckin hilarious comparison
#19 - Dec 6, 2009 04:03 AM by anonymous
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