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Woke up feeling sore and a roll of twenties on the bedside stand. I have no idea what happened last night.
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Sent last night: "Dude, did you make it home alright without getting raped?" Recieved: "No but i was fine. It was only two guys and they were gentle." MDT
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I will never be drunk enough to tell you that I can't stand your husband. However I am close!
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Doesnt it just piss you off when youre taking a dump, and then a panda bear comes in and starts masturbating?
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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"I just dropped her spare toothbrush in the toilet! SHe's peeing all over it! dum bitch. i can't wait till she wakes up and brushes"... Meant to be a message on facebook not a post on my wall.
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1 month ago
rMUBim Very neat post.Thanks Again. Cool.
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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) 1 month ago
rMUBim Very neat post.Thanks Again. Cool.