(631): I was at a bar last night for halloween and me and my boys were taking shots of patron and doing body shots of the strippers. A guy walks in with a George Bush mask so i launch myself off the ground, tackle the poor guy, beat him with a ladle from the jungle juice, while yelling "IRAQ DOESNT HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION YOU FOOL!" in a western accent...long story short, please bail me out of jail.

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44410 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

wtf kind of bar has ladles and jungle juice? total bs.

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44411 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

and plus, thats a really fucking long story, there is nothing that is "long story short" about it. it would be funny if it said "accidentally beat up a guy in a Bush mask last night at a strip club. can i borrow bail money?" "ill use my stimulus package". nevermind, still not funny.

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44421 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

I think it's more funny how people think they can post this; you can't text from jail. They take phones away dumbass ahahaha

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44433 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#1, ladles and jungle juice at a bar? my thoughts exactly.

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44510 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

#1 & #4. It was Halloween. Probably some attempt at a theme. But yeah, you can't text while IN jail.

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44518 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

what phone allows texts to be thins long??? total BS

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44567 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I can text that long with my phone. but still this smells..fisheh.

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44940 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

Bullshit. You can't text from jail, as others have pointed out too. Douche.

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45292 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

Totally douche to post this as an actual text BUT if the STORY is true... he's my hero.

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45960 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

MDT is going by the way of FML. people are just making shit up to try and get in the 'most popular' posts.

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48829 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

Wow I actually know the person who sent this...true story no lie.

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