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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Im 2 for 3 on the intoxicated i love yous and i just dry swallowed my birth control pill.... needless to say Im a champ
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Last night, "ah hahahahahaha, just blew a 1.6 double teh legal limit booyah! just beatt my record!!!" sent from a friend of mine while txting to find someone to bail him out... MDTxt
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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
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I just got attacked by a homophobic door. I have a bust lip and I'm not sure of the whereabouts of my shoes. All I'm positive of is Jack is a good pain killer. Love you fat bum xxxxx
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LMAO. i about pee'd myself laughing at this!
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330 (0 Points) 2 years ago
LMAO. i about pee'd myself laughing at this!