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Last night i received "dude this girl threw up in your bathroom while giving me head. i think she was the one that ate the pizza you were looking for" MDT
(901):
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
(269):
i told him we couldn't have sex last night because i knew he wouldn't remember it. he woke up told me that last night was amazing. my reply? "what even happened last night? all i remember was seven shots of e&j." -_-
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
(310):
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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(609):
(sent) i swear They were after me lucky charms so i got in my car turned around and ran those imaginary bastards over (recv'd) so you murdered imaginary children chasing after a cereal you never had? (sent) it was self defense dont judge me
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10 points per kid ^_~
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41815 (0 Points) 2 years ago
10 points per kid ^_~