(303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.
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ok penis enthusiast, stay the fuck away from me... don't need your stds
#7 - Oct 6, 2009 01:50 AM by anonymous
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not cool you CAN NOT steal from dane cooks twitter updates dammit such a loser!
#12 - Oct 6, 2009 12:35 PM by anonymous
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I'm confused .. Dane Cook is a penis enthusiast? I've always said he sucks cock but I didn't mean it literally.
#18 - Oct 8, 2009 06:06 AM by anonymous
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HEY IT IS WORTH TRYING OUT FOR THE OYMPICS! HAHA
#22 - Oct 9, 2009 11:45 AM by anonymous
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