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(949):
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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so basically having sex with him was comparable to giving birth!. (sent) So was he big? (661) He was Huge!!!!!!
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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(sally):
I wanna do it, and I wanna do it in my pants box. - MDT
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82584 (0 Points) 1 year ago
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