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(717):
Remember when he jizzed on my face and i absolutly hated it? (1-717): did you bite it like you said?? (717): nope, even better. i finished him off with my hand and when he came i shot it at his face!! it went in his eye, mouth, and everywhere!! then i looked at him and said, "how does it feel bitch?"
(803):
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
(908):
I call dibs on your virginity!
(440):
She was cute as hell, I went to grab that putty tang, and it was a COCK! GOD I LOVE VEGAS!
(303):
Dude I walked the streets around the bar for three hours looking for my car then passed out on the side walk. (1-303): You don't have a car haha (303): I know lol
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(Anonymous):
Last night, "I'm as pissed as a three eyed newt in the back of a cop car." MDT
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