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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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My name's anita bryant, and i dont need to take this shit! im gonna fuck someone tonight whether they like it or not!
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i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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How long has it been since we broke up? (252): like two weeks, why? (252): well i fucked someone last night, just wanted to see how long it took me to get over you.
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based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called 'mistakes i made when i was fat' - MDT
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haha. i dunno, if you were fat, maybe YOU were the mistake
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88359 (0 Points) 1 year ago
haha. i dunno, if you were fat, maybe YOU were the mistake