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he said he didnt mind that i was on my period. so we had sex. afterwards i apologized, to which he said "its all part of nature" and i said "well, my nature is all over your sheets..."
(678):
So as I was about to put the condom on his dick he goes.." Seriously u need to hurry up I am harder than chinese algebra!"... Really?! Who says that?
(Anonymous):
Last night, "Dude...i'm so out of it right now i could kill someone and not remember." MDTxt
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
(416):
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Last Night, "I want to grind on that homeless guy with one leg" MDT
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