So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

(415): So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

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23424 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

i keep cookies in bedroom for that reason

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24619 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

that must be some awesome bud

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27917 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

haha sweeeeet, hope u washed ur hands XD

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34494 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

lol #3

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