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Birds of a feather get layed to gether
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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My vagina is telling me i did something bad last night, my head is telling me its the guy passed out next to me and my mouth tastes like bad decisions!!!!! WIN?????
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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You were legitamatly rolling in the street yelling "THE ROAD HAS TEXTURE!!" oh sweetie it was only the first time you got wasted!
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(206):
So we fucked twice last night. It was great. However I doubt he'll ask me to be his girlfriend. Why does my boyfriend have to be his friend?!
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sober haley is going to be nice to high haley and lay out her pajamas for when she comes home.
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(rec'd) 1: please man (rec'd) 2: dude i swear to god i will beat the living fuck out of u (rec'd) 3: Pleaaaaaaaase man dont have sex with her (rec'd) 4: I will give u at least 1 hundred dollars to not fuck her
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dude i would stab a baby to get with her
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he ate me out. to bad it felt like sandpaper
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(sent) I met my goal for mom's weekend this year (rec'd) what? (rec'd) hooked up with my ex's milf of a mom...
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It's a long night. Call me tomorrow. Later. I will explain how my presence is helping the world.
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(360)- what happened (360) fuckkk if i know, i woke up with a half eaten pb&j encrusted on my chest, missed class n have been throwing up since
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i totally just broke my ankle putting on my skinny jeans...
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we decided to have sex hours before our first date. guess the whole kissing on the first date doesn't apply anymore.
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When I got home, my vagina was still sore and my hand reeked of penis. BEST TRIP TO THE MOVIES, EVER.
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