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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (705): I got a guy who says he'll sleep with me if I wear a hoodie backwards the whole time. Is that a fetish thing

  • (608): I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over

  • (239): I swear. If another one of these guys has a dick slip "accidentally" near my asshole again, I'm gonna start swinging on them

  • (763): i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.

  • (269): He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

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(801): Sent: Dude you might need to go bail your friend out of jail. Rec: Why? Sent: The cops busted the party and found him holding a bottle on the balcony while tom's gf gave him head. Rec: Shit we need to avoid tom. Sent: Just guess who busted them. Rec: Why the fuck did she have to date a cop!!!!!!!!!

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