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Dude middle eastern men are great in bed.It was like I was the persian wall and he was Alexander the great. HE CONQUERED THAT SHIT!
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Just hot-boxed a snow fort!!!! WHAT NOW!!! (1-416): Noice!
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dude, you're clearly ignoring my hand gestures, but STOP CRADLING THE MIDGIT AND PUT HER DOWN!!!
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so...I'm in the mens bathroom of a dorm 6 hours from home wrapped in only a blanket which served as my toga last night and smells like a hot guy. Definite win.
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(S) Dude, where are you? (R) I just kicked your door in and im sitting on your couch. (S) ummm.......Im sitting on my couch. (R) ah shit
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I just spoke to my highlighter. Fuck.
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Lmao yeah. Honestly, who does a retarded amount of shots, gets hammered, and then goes home and downloads a new internet browser? Me. I do.
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Can you check Ottawa temp to see if I'm cold or not? I can't tell?
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