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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (703): Dude middle eastern men are great in bed.It was like I was the persian wall and he was Alexander the great. HE CONQUERED THAT SHIT!

  • (905): Just hot-boxed a snow fort!!!! WHAT NOW!!! (1-416): Noice!

  • (702): dude, you're clearly ignoring my hand gestures, but STOP CRADLING THE MIDGIT AND PUT HER DOWN!!!

  • (606): so...I'm in the mens bathroom of a dorm 6 hours from home wrapped in only a blanket which served as my toga last night and smells like a hot guy. Definite win.

  • (715): (S) Dude, where are you? (R) I just kicked your door in and im sitting on your couch. (S) ummm.......Im sitting on my couch. (R) ah shit

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(+79): I just spoke to my highlighter. Fuck.

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(519): Lmao yeah. Honestly, who does a retarded amount of shots, gets hammered, and then goes home and downloads a new internet browser? Me. I do.

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(519): Can you check Ottawa temp to see if I'm cold or not? I can't tell?

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(890): khsdkfs

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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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