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Dude, people only care about Canada because everyone knows America looks good in a hat.
(508):
drunk me, sober me, and that panda I hallucinated last night are all in agreement. You my dear, are a filthy, filthy whore.
(412):
if jesus saw me right now hed shake his head in shame, bathe me in the jordan river, and tell me drinking is the devel. then hed give me another jager bomb cause no one else will.
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his pick up line was "baby are you drunk? because we can get crunk up in my bunk. (recv'd) well did it work? (sent) ....thats not the point
(541):
You were legitamatly rolling in the street yelling "THE ROAD HAS TEXTURE!!" oh sweetie it was only the first time you got wasted!
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I just spoke to my highlighter. Fuck.
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Lmao yeah. Honestly, who does a retarded amount of shots, gets hammered, and then goes home and downloads a new internet browser? Me. I do.
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Can you check Ottawa temp to see if I'm cold or not? I can't tell?
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