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(414):
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
(319):
Farm Ville should grow a bunch of weed, then sell it to Mafia Wars, who'll sell it in Yo Ville, then Yo Ville will get the munchies and go to Cafe World!
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I received this last night "Bring something to sleep on. I don't mind people sleeping on the curtains, I just don't want people fucking on the curtains. Alright, well I'll see you latter." MDT
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(801):
What happened last night.? Dude I woke up at five in the morning with no pants on with a blanket in my kitchen.
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Ew sick. So I punched my cousin last night and started my period in some man's bed. Last night was awesome!
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NO Dani! this is a family friendly environment. You see all the families right? (530) this is an indian casino. no families, just drinks.
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Dude, I just got drug tested for a job at a smoke shop. I failed. I got the job!
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