(830): Who the fuck wrote all over me last night!?!?!?!

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(325): i told her that i was a small time porn producer and was trying to shoot a movie called harry potter and the order of the penis. haha that girl had great hand movement with my wand!

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(830): horny?

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(361): i've been stepping on the cracks in my sidewalk for the past 10 minutes, and the dumb bitches back still won't break! WTF!

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(765): I want a Kiss reall badd.. Its been awhile. of course it's been awhile... you're a freakin GINGER!

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(979): I'm peeing without a toilet, or a door, in nature, I am one.

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(214): oh hell yeah! should i get beers and rubbers? and lotion for teh tits??

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(740): I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation

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(902): Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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