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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (541): So Mike messaged me. (503): Yeah? What did he want? (541): To talk to you. I told him you were too busy fucking Garrett. (503): ...I was. (541): Exactly, slut. (503): Hahaha I love you. Come smoke a bowl n show me them titties. (541): Mmm baby. See you in 10.

  • (414): She said we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend any more cause our relationship is based on sex (212) Aww man that sucks. So what now? (414) Now we're classified as fuck buddies

  • (530): 69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle

  • (978): I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises.

  • (937): she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game

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(208): She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.

Great Night (23) Bad Night (319) Comment (4) More texts from (208)

(803): went to the bars on april 1st and they looked at my id and laughed and said no then i said yea rite april fools and walked in anyways haha

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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