(763): Dude i was on shrooms and she had a hairy pussy. i thought it was a centipede and i tried stomping on it. so to answer your question, no i didnt get laid last night.

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(651): So you were pretty drunk last night..nothing you said made sense and you were screaming " I AM A REPUBLICAN" until the cat came to you.

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(651): sent: we shoulda painted beer cans and hid them as eggs. Gotta shot gun each beer you find... rcvd:Quite possibly your most brilliant idea ever.

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(763): last night i drank way to much than smoked and witnessed some random guy at a party get tazed at a party for running.. turns out it was my best friend.

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(218): i love getting back from spring break and seeing all the stupid shit ppl did over break on MDT

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