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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (267): New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.

  • (563): Your cock is beautiful I can't believe I took the whole thing!! Thanks for a good time.

  • (303): Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward

  • (608): Last night in a club I stumbled drunk into the ladies’ toilet and stepped aside to let a girl pass. She stepped to the same side to let me pass though and we did so humbly smiling for a couple of times before I realized I was standing in front of the mirror.

  • (512): Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(816): it fuckin sucks i broke my phone and now im takin care of a drunk person on my birthday weekend

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(319): When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave

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(224): we were drinking beer all night and then when we played fifa you scored the winning goal with no time left, you screamed and you were so happy you put your shirt over your head and ran around the room and ran straight into a wall. that's why you woke up on my floor with a huge bump on your head.

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  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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