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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
(828):
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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It took me half the ride home to get what "It's a girl thing" meant >.<
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He wore a condom and pulled out before he came without being told. What a good boy :)
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Sorry I almost bit your dick off.
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I realized I was too high to be at the mall when the cashier asked for my email and i was like E-mail? Send it off to zoom. Or z-mail? You got it too. E-mail... sent it to who? Say what! Triple "w" dot, pbs dot org! Boston Mass, 0-2-1-3-4. Send it to zoom!
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