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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (952): i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.

  • (303): HMFIC= head motherfucker in charge.... It's a technical term that's prolly why you don't know it.

  • (904): I have rug burn on my back (704): That sounds really sluty....good job (904): Thank you (704): No thank you, it's girls like you that make girls like me look less sluty...your a hero of whores

  • (212): I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

  • (919): i made it all the way with him and then got told he had aids

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(708): Dude, condom in my room. Idk who I hit...

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(847): um you left your thong here,, my grandma found it and she's wearing it...

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(630): Haha hey! :) :) :) im pop globen tkn drunk. We gotta ghanh out soon. :) love yac

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  •  Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  •  do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs
(254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party!
(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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