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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (914): Today is the kind of day I want to walk around with a coffee cup filled with vodka

  • (309): How's your night? (Sent): were under nicks garage. zombie apocalypse! (rec'd): marijuana? (sent): everclear as fuck, my man. everclear as fuck.

  • (651): All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"

  • (410): She was blowing me and she wanted to try deep throating. She puked. On my shorts. Thank god Chris brown taught me a lesson not to hit chicks, otherwise that bitch was having her face rearranged.

  • (whit): Last night, "She walks like a supermodel ... a midget supermodel." MDT

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(773): Dude im on the toilet and my cat is in the litter box.n nThis is some awkward eye contact..

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(630): You were so determined to convince everyone you were truly the mad hatter from alice in wonderland, you're now a fckin carrot top..

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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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