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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (502): Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.

  • (413): im adjusting really well to waking up for school again. i guess i got used to having to wake up at the crack of dawn to work while hungover, this shits a breeze.

  • (503): Motorboating on a Tuesday night. not too shabby.

  • (603): greetings MDT. im currently drunk and submitting a drunk text. if this doesnt make it on the good page, im gonna be fuckin pissed.

  • (402): I woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.

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(303): No you're incredible! You're penis is Christ between my thighs...minus the bush he had on his face.

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(420): in effort to go party with my friends, I sent a text to my mom saying I had the weed and she should get ready to get the shit fucked out of her.

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(303): She just turned 13, we don't ever need to talk about her tits.

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  • Yes I will have this!
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  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
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  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
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  • done and done
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  • Haha she couldn't wait
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  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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