(634): FUCK ! i am at this party with all my friends next min i am standing behind a house with a dick in my mouth and looking beshide me i see the random guy talking a piss! mean whie the guy i am sucking off is holding beer in his hand is that odd?

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(330): (rec) Lemme get this straight... (sent) alright (rec) You met a chick at the bar, took her home and...watched Tropic Thunder with her? (sent) yeah thats pretty much how it went (rec) So nothing else happened? (sent) nah we both kinda passed out (sent) I fucking hate you.

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(440): Bahhahahahahaa why therws cops everywhre..

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(440): Im oakin wet nd gay boys started fghts w me nd and ily

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(440): Im soakin et lke ina music video boooo you can stand under my umbrella lla ella ay

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(440): paaatyime excellent i oeed on somenes car ahahahh

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(440): theres fifty names on my sromahc hhahaha i Kised alooa people nd there 3 hickeys on my neck, hahahah dont tell my boyfernd!

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(449): I should have worn a condom. (rec) ignoring the obvious reason why... why? (sent) She's got like 1300 friends on Facebook. (rec) I'll drive you to get tested. (sent) And that's why we're best friends.

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(330): Good night you know you are on spring break when you wake up with half a bottle of rum in your pocket

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(440): DUDE WHO THE FUCK CHANGED JAY'S NUMBER TO 911 IN MY PHONE?! I FROZE UP WHEN THE DISPATCHER GOT ON SO THEY'RE TRACKING MY CALL AND SENDING POLICE! I'M SO FUCKING HIGH YOU ASSHOLES!! BAIL ME OUT.

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(702): explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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(330): I woke up with the WORST hangover and my fingers smelled like a mixture of alcohol cigarettes and vag (1-330) ...I'm going to ignore that last part...go out last night? (330) No, apparently I laid in my bed drinking bagged wine, masturbating and having af

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