(383): I was so drunk that some random guy asked me if i wanted to be in a porn with him, needless to say i said yes, now i cant walk and im pretty sure im now pregnant...

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(715): r: text me when you get off s: im supposed to text when i get off? r: yea! s: youre sick r: everytime it happens too s: so when i get off where do i come? r: ill come s: no you wont r: text and ill cum s: eww youre gross.

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(216): i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"

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(765): Exactly. you need to let him know that you wear the pants, not him . (765): well, i mean technically neither of us ever wear pants.

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(812): i was so fucking high i literally stopped understanding english

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(250): So me and my friend got really fucking drunk. I went up to friend "HIGH FIVE!" he hit me in the head and yelled candy bars at my feet.

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(451): do you think that if i washed my pubes with that axe stuff from the commercials more girls will take it in the mouth?

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(310): based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment

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(419): i just pooped bright green, EPIC WIN!!!

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