(607): (sent) Can you cum for me in a cup, my boyfriend just came on my tits and in my hair, I want to get him back (rec'd) DUDE, i'm his best friend, you know how sick that is? (sent) please? (rec'd) come give me a blow job and you can keep what you get out of me. (sent) deal on my way. (rec'd) got a boner already

Comments: 40


8100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ho Bag!!




8154 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you are a slut




8180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

what a nasty skank...and what a great friend he is. both are F'ed up!




8207 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Wow. You both suck. You're a slut and he obviously doesn't quite grasp the definition of 'best friend'.




8276 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I find it funny...but i'm fairly certain they're being sarcastic.




8289 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I agree with #5 at 9:54 here. Sarcasm just doesn't translate well via text. :(




8292 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

She can compare the tastes...




8305 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

well, as long as it's not getting stuck in down there... FAIR GAME ^^




8321 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#6 it took you what, 30 minutes to type that? O.o wtf?




8344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's rich i woulda made the same deal




8367 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

some fucked up friends if you ask me.




8369 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's awesome!! lol




8381 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Damn, sounds good! Good trade off,




8406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WAHAHAHAHAHA. FTW. This PWNS!




8483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahah dude . that sounds like me and my friends haha.




8522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dude i would fuck my friends girl and shit whats wrong with that?




8554 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

good for her. if she can get her boysfriends best friend to do that, she must be sexy :)




8564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Bet the cum tastes good. She can snowball with him.




8624 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is epic win !




8812 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Slut? What are you guys talking about!? This is hilarious!




8842 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ha fail on the boyfriends part.




8861 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahaha. awesome. so awesome.




8910 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sweeeeeeeet!!!!!




9028 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

its horrible, but... HILARIOUS... that bitch. that is a great plan of revenge. so fucked up too.




9391 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Now that's a good friendship!!!




9551 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

They both sound completely fucked up! What a whore!




9927 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha. my boyfriend told me to do it, he thinks its funny when i threaten him with being with another guy. lol. plus, he likes to see his friends reaction when i send him dirty text. what can i say, we are a fucked up couple?




10139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wtf #27 must say i laughed tho




10253 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol. we were all a little out of it that night. i have the text message locked in my phone. from time to time it makes me smile. =]




10333 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

aaaaahahha i love her so much!




10834 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

So you didn't actually go through with that id what you're saying?




12761 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

# 30 is a faggot.




45051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

need more?




48987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

If this were actually true, it would be hilarious!




49255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow you are both ass holes




67759 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I did that for my bestfriend once. He never even asked his girl where the cum came from!!! .... Joke. You both suck at life and I hope you both get herpes. =D




71658 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I vote yes!




88300 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I'd like to meet this girl




Jojo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

slut :/




atreyukaa (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Joke or not it reflects the personalities of those involved. while its funny as fuk i have to say its shit like this that confirms what nasty filth women enjoy doing. both guys should gang bang her wiyh some nasty ol d.p. one piss up her nasty ass and one piss in her worthless cunt. both should shit in her mouth for good measure. nasty skank.


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