(sent) Can you cum for me in a cup, my boyfriend just came on my tits and in my hair, I want to get him back (rec'd) DUDE, i'm his best friend, you know how sick that is? (sent) please? (rec'd) come give me a blow job and you can keep what you get out of me. (sent) deal on my way. (rec'd) got a boner already - (MDT)

(607): (sent) Can you cum for me in a cup, my boyfriend just came on my tits and in my hair, I want to get him back (rec'd) DUDE, i'm his best friend, you know how sick that is? (sent) please? (rec'd) come give me a blow job and you can keep what you get out of me. (sent) deal on my way. (rec'd) got a boner already

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8100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Ho Bag!!

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8154 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you are a slut

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8180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

what a nasty skank...and what a great friend he is. both are F'ed up!

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8207 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Wow. You both suck. You're a slut and he obviously doesn't quite grasp the definition of 'best friend'.

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8276 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I find it funny...but i'm fairly certain they're being sarcastic.

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8289 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I agree with #5 at 9:54 here. Sarcasm just doesn't translate well via text. :(

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8292 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

She can compare the tastes...

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8305 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

well, as long as it's not getting stuck in down there... FAIR GAME ^^

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8321 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#6 it took you what, 30 minutes to type that? O.o wtf?

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8344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's rich i woulda made the same deal

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8367 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

some fucked up friends if you ask me.

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8369 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's awesome!! lol

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8381 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Damn, sounds good! Good trade off,

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8406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

WAHAHAHAHAHA. FTW. This PWNS!

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8483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahah dude . that sounds like me and my friends haha.

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8522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude i would fuck my friends girl and shit whats wrong with that?

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8554 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

good for her. if she can get her boysfriends best friend to do that, she must be sexy :)

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8564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Bet the cum tastes good. She can snowball with him.

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8624 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this is epic win !

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8812 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Slut? What are you guys talking about!? This is hilarious!

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8842 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ha fail on the boyfriends part.

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8861 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahaha. awesome. so awesome.

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8910 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sweeeeeeeet!!!!!

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9028 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

its horrible, but... HILARIOUS... that bitch. that is a great plan of revenge. so fucked up too.

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9391 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Now that's a good friendship!!!

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9551 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

They both sound completely fucked up! What a whore!

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9927 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha. my boyfriend told me to do it, he thinks its funny when i threaten him with being with another guy. lol. plus, he likes to see his friends reaction when i send him dirty text. what can i say, we are a fucked up couple?

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10139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wtf #27 must say i laughed tho

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10253 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol. we were all a little out of it that night. i have the text message locked in my phone. from time to time it makes me smile. =]

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10333 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

aaaaahahha i love her so much!

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10834 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

So you didn't actually go through with that id what you're saying?

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12761 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

# 30 is a faggot.

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45051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

need more?

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48987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

If this were actually true, it would be hilarious!

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49255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

wow you are both ass holes

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67759 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

I did that for my bestfriend once. He never even asked his girl where the cum came from!!! .... Joke. You both suck at life and I hope you both get herpes. =D

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71658 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I vote yes!

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