I was helping him find his phone, so we tried calling it from mine. I ended up finding it. One missed call from "FuckBuddy." The number's mine. We are so over. Who needs boyfriends like that?

16, they've been dating for seven months. The girl who sent me the text is a good friend of mine, the guy who had her in his phone as "FuckBuddy" was.... my brother. He'd said that she was mad at him, but wouldn't tell me why, so I texted her and asked. This was the response I got back. He's just a dick sometimes, tries to be funny, but in this case, it fell horribly short. Everyone in his Phone Book has code names, it's not just her. But she did NOT like the name he gave her, especially as they were about to move in together. Now they're both signed onto an apartment lease, and I don't know if she'll forgive him.

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8465 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#11 hell ya, #14 you are a slut and no one asked ya dumb cunt

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8471 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omggggg that sucks! he's an asshole.

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8485 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMAO

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8524 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#17 rofl. fuck bitches get money

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8573 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ha u should have dun him

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8574 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

u should of dun him

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9027 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

i just changed "is a pussy ass bitch" back to the name. hahaha. funny.

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9109 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmaoo!!! dum bitch

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9206 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

asshole!

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9351 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omg. i would be sooo pissed. what a jerk...like all guys.

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9550 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

All guys are jerks because of what one guy put in his phone? I take it you're single? Yes he's an asshole but sounds like she's a bit of an asshole too for only just realising what he's like! They sound made for each other!

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10969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

C'mon, guys, this is my brother you're talking about. He's not an asshole, really. He has an odd sense of humor. I think the reason he started labeling people like that is because we know a lot of Jamies, Caseys, and Ashleys. So he put them in as ways he can remember them, and then did everyone like that. My nickname in his phone is "MuffinTop." I don't have a muffin top, it's a nickname stemming from a REALLY bad haircut our mom did right before school pictures, in third grade.

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11181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I call my bf fuckface...

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11190 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

"Fuckbuddy" in guy language, is the person who means most to you. The pleasure bringer, the one who good times happen when they are around. Dont take it negativly, "Fuck buddy" means he loves you

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11471 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Hey, so...you guys are buddies...like friends. At least he didn't have you in the book as "Goodfuck."

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13049 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you're not drunk, go to FML

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26126 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

#31 mad props. he knows where its at.

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49924 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

what an asshole

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51122 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

I was named once "big titts", fucked him one and fucked him off

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53807 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

just thought about changing "saggy" back to "Maggie" then realized she preferes "saggy" to ever being flat chested sooo.... its stays.

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62753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Hahahahahahaha omg get over yourself. That's just the way guys think, and if they don't then they might as well be gay. My old boytoy had my in his phone as "Megan my lover:)" I thought it was cute. But fuckbuddy is even better. He loves you girl. Get over it!

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