(604): my ex girlfriend was just getting over the flu. she had it really bad. anyways-i went over to comfort her, one thing lead to another we started 69ing and she shit on my face. diahrea. i guess the flu wasnt gone..she thought it woulda been a fart.

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72779 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

no dude....jus no

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72814 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Boy that sounds delicious.

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72816 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

haha corn

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72827 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

nasty.. a fart would be nasty too though

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72833 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

WHO THE FU*K SAID IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT. Thats just................ eh!

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72838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Not cool.

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72839 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

that's not a bad night...that's the worst possible night.

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72860 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 5 months ago

Play with fire you gonna get burned!

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72886 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 5 months ago

bc farting is somehow ok?! eeewwaaahhhh!

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urdad (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

it always is

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72893 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

i was in the middle of eating dinner when i read this. FML

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my nasty ass (0 Points) (+4, -4) 5 months ago

my gf does this to me all the time... i love it :]

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sd;lhfsadf (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 5 months ago

no one wants to hear about that shit man

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72925 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

Why were you 69ing with your ex....

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73607 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

i think she is his ex after said incident

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eripioj (2 Points) (+3, -1) 5 months ago

shit happens

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Lol (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Literally

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barbie (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

i think because shes your ex she did that on purpose..

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MessyMiss (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 5 months ago

OOPS!

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jimbo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

id kill the bitch....

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lmao (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

boy that sux

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75863 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

That fucking sucks. Sorrrry.

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