(816): believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
do you know what else is really awkward, being gang raped and ending up in a dumpster all for telling a shitty made up story... i hope you get a female circumcision done, hey, it shuts those bitches up in africa.
#1 - Feb 8, 2010 10:43 PM by anonymous
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i wish there was a quote feature here. "i love you #1...even if that makes me gay ;/"
#8 - Feb 26, 2010 01:59 AM by anonymous
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