My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

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The drunk texts u shouldn’t have sent made infamous

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luked... really?

#1 - Feb 8, 2010 06:43 PM by anonymous
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looks like you already did lol

#2 - Feb 8, 2010 06:53 PM by anonymous
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You should of took it as a sign to learn to spell you illiterate asshole

#3 - Feb 8, 2010 08:24 PM by anonymous
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Dumbshit number 3, illiterate means you can't read. It has nothing to do with spelling. What a prick

#4 - Feb 8, 2010 10:07 PM by anonymous
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haha number 4 and number 3 i dont get it, its a site its not some stupid spelling place? no one cares. suck a fuck. and move on

#5 - Feb 8, 2010 10:26 PM by anonymous
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How does one "suck a fuck"?

#6 - Feb 9, 2010 02:54 PM by anonymous
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#3 It's funny because your grammar is all off! hahahaha "You should have taken it as a sign to spell" Duh

#7 - Feb 9, 2010 02:56 PM by anonymous
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its like everyone on the site is a retarded english teacher. you try to teach drunk people to spell.... no matter how well you teach them, they arent going to remember the next day. since well tey are drunk. yes i probaly mispelled alot and had horrible grammer. o my.

#8 - Feb 9, 2010 11:07 PM by anonymous
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As an English major you all get F's. Now drink your booze and quit complaining! There are sober kids in Africa right now!

#9 - Feb 11, 2010 11:10 AM by anonymous
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#4 you can suck a fuck by sucking a cock and while sucking said cock, the person starts fucking you in the mouth. Therefore since he is fucking your mouth, while your sucking you have just sucked a fuck.

#10 - Feb 13, 2010 10:35 AM by anonymous
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^^^ meant #6

#11 - Feb 13, 2010 10:35 AM by anonymous
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ha. good one :)

#12 - Mar 1, 2010 02:51 PM by anonymous
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