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Literally the sixth night in a row that she hit me with the "I'm too tired" excuse..guess who's jackin it AGAIN.
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He was wearing a sombrero.. holding a taco in one hand, and a bottle of JD in the other. I wasnt going to actually have sex with him.but then i ate the taco.so good.
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I just changed the battery in my vibrator for the 2nd time this week... I miss you.
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So let me get this straight: He spent over $200 on liquor for two people, you puked twice during the cab ride home, he didn't get laid, and he's still speaking to you? Replied (312) Yep. He's a keeper!
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it's harder to break up with my dealer than it was to break it with my ex
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(978):
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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