64132 (0 Points) 1 month ago
You should have broken up with her for asking you to do that.
64164 (0 Points) 1 month ago
Fucking Twilight nerds! Why do you people always have to compare your boyfriends to Edward, that motherfucking pussy vampire-wannabe?! Take a shit on the next copy of Twilight (or any of the other books) you so much as fucking SEE.
64170 (0 Points) 1 month ago
You should have bitten through her neck and killed her and bathed in her blood muahahahaa
64197 (0 Points) 1 month ago
serves you right for even wanting to have anything to do with that movie..... infact man card revocation is in order
64355 (0 Points) 1 month ago
you really should be happy, nobody deserved a gf like her. go and look out for a normal girl, good luck!
64402 (0 Points) 1 month ago
Pssh. You were a great vampire, even Wesley Snipes bit that bitch in "Blade". She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about
64747 (0 Points) 1 month ago
IF HE DOESN'T BITE HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. HE'S A GODDAMNED FAIRY- NOW STOP GIVING THE REST OF US WOMEN BAD NAMES D
67110 (0 Points) 3 weeks ago
Should've bit her harder. Or, you know, dated a girl with a brain in her head instead of a fangless sparkly fictional shitbag. Whatever.
67932 (0 Points) 3 weeks ago
thats what you get for going out with a twelve year old.
64111 (0 Points) 1 month ago
Well everythings better than a gf like that.