(312): So let me get this straight: He spent over $200 on liquor for two people, you puked twice during the cab ride home, he didn't get laid, and he's still speaking to you? Replied (312) Yep. He's a keeper!

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234 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

A keeper!? Guy sounds like a chump.

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367 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMaooo

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503 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

agreed...chump. He's desperate, she's hot, and he thinks he has a shot. Total chump.

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517 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

He's hot too ;) Trust me.

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523 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Ah, now I understand his "dry spell." Suddenly become a gentleman, stop getting laid.

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566 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I bet he turns into a non-gentleman really fast once she gives it up.

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567 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

As long as she keeps buying him dinner and giving it up, he'll be a perfectly mannered little boy...

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1006 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

a keeper, now give it up to him...

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2632 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

He got her off twice last night.

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4486 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Deffinately a keeper, haha.

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6746 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

being completely serious. keep him. and be lucky. I don't think ill ever find a guy like that...:(

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7279 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

This is my text, and I have kept him. He's usually pretty fantastic.

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10627 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

probably to drunk to bone her

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25845 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

FUCK THAT

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50059 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

keeper or creeper?

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60564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

now fuck his brains out

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60594 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Hell yeah, he is a keeper!!!

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60783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

I like how she says..usually pretty fantastic. lols!

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62141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

nah this totally happened to me, was already fucking the dude and later had a bad reaction to some cush and he took care of me and is still talking to me and we still fucking...IT HAPPENS

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67277 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

It's funny you read all these texts about chicks giving guys bjs and playing video games and cooking for them and everyone thinks they're amazing, but when a guy does nice things for a girl, he's a chump.

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76935 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

^ well said

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