(ghost): Sent last night: "I'm textn and bang'n your sister right now, how many points do I get?" Recv'd back: "you motherfucker"... Replied: "She's next." MDT

Comments: 27


139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I'd say that's worth atleast 20 points...




316 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahhaaha, omg. thats a pretty good comeback if he was drunk!




469 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

i'd give him like 50




864 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LOL niice




999 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

who fucks and textes at the same time?




1287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

who doesnt, how else do you mms your vids to everyone lol.. live streaming :D




1304 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's just a joke. its not real. denny...




1629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

beautiful I love banging friends sisters...Drew




3154 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

at least 30 for the act and 15 for the comeback




4221 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha this one was funny!!!! I'd give you a freakin 100 for the whole thing!




5507 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that for sure bout 75 points, i'd go 50 for the act, 25 for the comeback, and if he actually follows through with the comeback....umm 1,000,000 points




6255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

if a guy was fucking me and started texting i would kick him off and i'd be so done with him




7096 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha thats the funnyest shit i ever heard




7208 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

epic win... #12 shut up if anyone was gonna bang you they'd be drunk first by the sound of your attitude..




11175 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

14 gets 100 points for that.




15983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats great




16795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this makes me lol




25391 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

simply awesome... makes me wish i was young n carefree again




26113 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

I love that. Drunken one-liners aren't usually that effective, but this guy wins.




26236 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

THE GREATEST




54990 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

How droll.




58590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

OMG 50 points for that !!!!!




60598 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

oh wow i say 6000 points. i hope im that cool when i hit college (im a girl btw)




60599 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

oh wow i say 6000 points. i hope im that cool when i hit college (im a girl btw)




63046 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Its over 9000!!!!!




72419 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

HA. these things r just getting funnier and funnier




tzk (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

50 points for the sister, 40 for the comeback, 10 for multitasking (txt and sex) and if he follows through with the comeback...umm...99960?


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