(914): He threw me up against the wall, started making out with me, then said "I want to do creepy things to you in the basement," He jizzed on my shoe.

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72601 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I read "He threw me up against the wall" and thought wow, this'll be a good one. Turns out there IS a way to ruin things after throwing someone up against a wall.




72620 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I hate it when that happens...




72683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I loved it, but I can't look at my shoe the same




72796 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Damn.. Along with #1, I didn't realize anyone could ruin a sex scene that starts with "he threw me up against the wall".




72869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHA shit happens




73649 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Great, you ruined up-against-the-wall sex for me.


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