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My dad just told me that he's welch and hungarian and that makes him Well Hung. I think I'm going to go kill myself now.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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She was blowing me and I jizzed in her mouth, it came out of her nose. I started losing it. She didn't stop.
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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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(956):
i just rolled into a ditch shit. r u ok? need me pull u out w/ my truck? no i didn't roll in with my car. i was puking on the side of the road and i rolled.into.the.ditch. im gonna lay here for a minute.
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hahaha. awesome.
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64814 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahaha. awesome.