My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

(MDT): MY DRUNK TEXTS

The drunk texts u shouldn’t have sent made infamous

(919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".

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Do you need some aloe for that burn?

#1 - Oct 7, 2009 07:14 PM by anonymous
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLZ

#2 - Oct 7, 2009 08:59 PM by anonymous
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I fucking hate it when people use the wrong your. IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT.

#3 - Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM by anonymous
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Thought of anger management? You're angry. Your anger

#4 - Oct 8, 2009 02:40 AM by anonymous
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Bahaha I love you #1

#5 - Oct 8, 2009 09:07 AM by anonymous
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hahahahahaha too awesome

#6 - Oct 8, 2009 06:19 PM by anonymous
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oh my god. EPIC. that just improved my bad mood.

#7 - Oct 8, 2009 06:21 PM by anonymous
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My hero.

#8 - Oct 8, 2009 07:08 PM by anonymous
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i love you, you're my new hero. thank you.

#9 - Oct 8, 2009 08:14 PM by anonymous
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you make grammar fun!

#10 - Oct 8, 2009 09:15 PM by anonymous
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You have no idea! You are a fucking bitch ass punk! Have you done any dry walling lately? You know getting fucked in the ass with no lube? Bet you hav!

#11 - Oct 9, 2009 03:56 AM by anonymous
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sickkkk diss!

#12 - Oct 9, 2009 06:33 AM by anonymous
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I learned this from Jim! Thank you Jim!! ;) Ms. Oops!!

#13 - Oct 9, 2009 08:34 AM by anonymous
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GREAT COMMENTS HERE, JUST REMEMBER THE IMPOTANCE OF GRAMMAR..WHERE OR WEAR, SEE OR SEA, YOUR OR YOU'RE, ETC.

#14 - Oct 9, 2009 11:33 AM by anonymous
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i likee grammer

#15 - Oct 9, 2009 04:55 PM by anonymous
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cute^ and I love Dylan:)

#16 - Oct 9, 2009 07:27 PM by anonymous
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Marty Ernsberger is fucking gorgeous.

#17 - Oct 10, 2009 03:52 PM by anonymous
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Do ewe think eye can gist get won tiny little brake hear??? lmfao

#18 - Oct 10, 2009 07:55 PM by anonymous
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Hahahahah someone is being silly #18, hahahaha!

#19 - Oct 12, 2009 11:09 AM by anonymous
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seriously that text made my entire week! facebook status for a couple days. it was amazing. i feel the same.

#20 - Oct 31, 2009 04:23 PM by anonymous
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lmaoo seriously amazing i fucking hate when ppl do that it drives me nuts!!

#21 - Dec 28, 2009 11:33 PM by anonymous
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