(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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11837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

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11933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

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11946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

next time take a picture of simba for us...




11956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

epic




11981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

HAHAHA, ThAT IS JUST 2 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!




12032 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

legend




12039 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing of here




12047 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts dee de dee 1000 points for the dude who did this!




12054 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I've seen this before.




12087 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

EPIC




12105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Fake, seen it on bash.org




12131 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmao




12136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahahahahhaaah.




12138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

xD greatest thing i've heard in a looong time xD




12140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i just laughed for 3 days




12175 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

i'm gonna do that.




12191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

epicness :)




12225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

oh my gooooddness. i loved that. ahahha




12293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LMAO thats on my to-do list haha




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omg I've never laughed so hard!!




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I have GOT to try that out!




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PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN




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ftw!




12516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

That is fucking AMAZING! SO FULL OF WIN!




12526 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA




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omfg I have GOT to do that! 10000 points for the EPIC WIN




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Yes.




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Ohhhh my god. LOVE IT.




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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Im a chick and that is hilarious!




13072 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

marry meee =]




13080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much




13081 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Simba.... lmfao i love this one so much




13117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. cum isn't even that bad. i wouldn't mind that.




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BOSS




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Jealous!!!! That is so awesome!! Kudos, that b*tch was lucky.




13312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

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simba made it for sure




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lmfao




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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




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LMFAO!!




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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!




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ahahaha!




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I just had a lolgasm




15869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ. seriously. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I want someone to do that to me, just because it's so awesome.




16702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahahahahahahah so i just literally laugh out loud and i heard my mom snicker..apparently she snuck into my room without me noticing and thought is was funny...my mom is the female version of hitler.. epic.




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HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA did she have a lovely bunch of coconuts?!




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LMAO. HAHAHAHAA. YOU ARE AMAZING. HAHAH.




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haha thats called the circle of life.




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that's fucking hilarious.




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THE GREATEST




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THAT IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!




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HAHAHAHAHA




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48204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ima do this one day i promise




49669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

everytime i read this one i laugh so hard!! its fucking hilarious!!!




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why didnt i think of that!




49979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

usually i just draw a bullseye and do it again!




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I got tears from laughing so hard I think I woke up everybody at the apartment building!!!!




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best shit ever!!!!




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72636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

HAHAHAHA




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