She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ. seriously. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I want someone to do that to me, just because it's so awesome.

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16702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahahahahah so i just literally laugh out loud and i heard my mom snicker..apparently she snuck into my room without me noticing and thought is was funny...my mom is the female version of hitler.. epic.

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16903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmaoo i love our 608 area codeee. :P

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18324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahhahaha that is the funniest thing i have ever heard.

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19846 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yep, you know how we do in the 608 :D

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23370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA did she have a lovely bunch of coconuts?!

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23450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMAO. HAHAHAHAA. YOU ARE AMAZING. HAHAH.

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24683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha thats called the circle of life.

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26112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

that's fucking hilarious.

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26235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

THE GREATEST

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26675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

So classic... I'm beyond words!

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28546 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahaha I lol'd.

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29407 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahahah you are my hero!

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30005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

im crying of laughter. you're a saint.

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34241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

#61 is my hero

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34250 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

HOLY SHIT! That's the only comment on here that made me laugh out loud, and I did for like half an hour. That is legendary.

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35786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

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36297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i am crying right now that is so damn funny

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37312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

that's so fucking funny plus I'm ripped as shit! hahahahaha! I'm gonna do that one day!

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41400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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42994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

thats the funniest shit ive ever heard

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43706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

LMFAO this made me diiieeeeee of laughter.

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44983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

SERIOUSLY this is the funniest MDT ive ever read bahahahahhahahahha

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46745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

absoluuuuuuuute bestt

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47324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

hhhahhahahha i would love someone to do that to me. it would be epic

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48204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

ima do this one day i promise

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49669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

everytime i read this one i laugh so hard!! its fucking hilarious!!!

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49978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

why didnt i think of that!

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49979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

usually i just draw a bullseye and do it again!

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51904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#61.lol! this mdt is boom

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51984 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

sweet, my text is still reigning champ in the 608 ^_^

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53182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

i love you. officially :)

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57279 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

lmao Fuckin' epic.

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58588 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

OMG THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL ... Point for that one

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59579 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

why is it that most sluts are in the US ? :(

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60784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

:) yessss!

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60785 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

someone did walt disney proud.

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60895 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

reading this in a public place laughted so hard soda shot out my nose everyone is staring as i type

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62312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

I got tears from laughing so hard I think I woke up everybody at the apartment building!!!!

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62709 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA :D

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62783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

i use to like the movie ! now ill be thinking of cum shots during it !

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63689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Lmao! That's a good one. And to all the people saying they heard it before or seen it, who cares, doesn't make it any less hilarious. Does it? No, it doesn't.

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63704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

classic

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65018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

best shit ever!!!!

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68150 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

soooo funnnny

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68287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

I cant stop laughing.

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68552 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Priceless MDT moment. Shall never fade or fail to generate a laugh. Possibly THE BEST MDT to date. ahh yeshh..

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72636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

HAHAHAHA

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76990 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 months ago

So Im sitting here with my mother in law... bored as fuck. Got on here. Read this, and tried everything to keep myself from laughing but couldnt stop. She is now staring me down hardcore. And I cant tell her why im laughing... even worse.

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