(334): (sent) She was terrible! I faked catchin a cramp so i could stop fuckin her.

Comments: 17


10774 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

u should have finished and jizzed on her whether she wanted u to or not




10775 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fail fail fail!




10778 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha never heard of a dude fakin before. mustve been pretty bad




10864 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

is there really a such thing as being THAT terrible? honest, non-sarcastic, perfectly legit question here.




10899 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Thats messed uppp, can guys even get crampss. like chareley horseee ? wow, dumb bitch.




10979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah, ive caught a charley horse at least 3 times.




10981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

YES! theres a such thing as being that terrible.




10988 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

good ol' Bama. auburn in the house!




36830 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hell yeahhh




11435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ya get calf cramps and hamstring cramps :) but yes some bitches are lame fucks i just put them out....




11527 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

If a guy fakes it when he's fucking you... well ur life is over.




12013 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yup yup




15134 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol my ex did that to his recent Ex gurl friend cuz he was thinkin of me so he stopped fuckin her cuz she wasnt me hahahahaha the bitch was UGLY she looked like a man on crack in girl clothes




16140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I've done this as well, it was that bad.




19396 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

# 12, u sound a bit bitter. u do realize that we dont know who u or your ex is, right? it'll be ok. u'll find someone else




36596 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

actually girls cramp to i've had my calf cramp up when i'm riding multiple times. sucks ass, it's usually when it's great that it actually happens




36830 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Foot cramps are the best excuse


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