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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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she lost a tooth and had a hole in her mouth, got 7 stitches. we proceeded to take shots toasting "to having all of our teeth" as one of the moms took her to the cruise medical center. i love mexico
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You know how us guys hit it and quit it, well she hit it and quit it. because after we fucked she didnt answer my call. so i was the bitch this time.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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(614):
Received last night: "The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia." MDT
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