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(913):
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
(253):
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
(714):
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
(716):
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
(850):
i told her to eat a cock meat sandwich next thing i knew she was rubbing mayonnaise on my dick.. 100 pts for me!!
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(316):
last night i received "bad hair doesn't make you a douche, but it is definitely a factor to consider." MDT
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