(619): Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.

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9514 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Dude i love this this Zip code!




9574 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

LMAO, epic win




9590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

IT DOESN'T?!?!?! dang it!!




9923 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

OH DANG!




10032 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

Reminds me of the song by the Lonely Island, "and I jizz.. in.. my pants"




10318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

it's an area code not zip code




11845 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

TRUE #5!




43335 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

lol @ #5, that's exactly what I was thinking when I read it!!




56789 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

....WHY do i get the awkward feeling that my ex sent a text that said this?


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